Weekend is over and here comes Mr Monday….. My weekend was fantastic as I am surrounded by my lovely, hungry, noisy cousins on Saturday. A group of about 15 odd kids and playing and hanging out at my very small apartment until I have to “chase” them out of my house and hang around the BBQ pit instead. I love company but I had messiness…. Wondering what will happen to me when I have my own kids…. Bleah, whatever!
Anyway…. had a good rest with Robbie yesterday doing nothing much but watching nice movies and getting our ass glued onto our super comfy sofa. Woke up this morning feeling free and happy that I can leave for work early….. Just when I am about to close my window in my bathroom…. This thing come staring at ME! F@CK!!! Why am I always have to fight this when I am ALONE in the house??? My dear “Friend” will visit me whenever he knows I am alone at home! The first time was in the leaving room when I struggle for hours to “chase” that damn thing out of my house. Wanted to VACUM it but was so scared that it will jump onto me! Second when was when “he” become the permenant resident in my balcony that I have to lock myself in the house for weeks without stepping out to my beautiful balcony. He won.
And today? Just about when I want to close my window to prevent any LIZARD from creeping into my house, I found him happily waiting for the moment to jump in!! Arrghh!! Anyway, the war started. I rolled balls of toilet paper and start aiming at it (psst, almost finishing the entire roll). He stood strong and firm. With many attacks, he remains still. Clock is clicking and I know I will be late for work if I continue this war. I have to do something to close this window SOON! Dar dar!! I ran into my storage room, pick up my “weapon” and charge back to my bathroom! I use my Umbrella as my extended hand to close the window!! Wahahaha!! Am I brilliant?? Super right? I won the war and manage to close my window without letting my enemy in. I HATE LIZARDS! I hate they way they look and the tot of it, gives me goosebump.
p/s: This is exactly how he look at me
War won, wear my shoe, run for my bus.